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Jason Arriola, Vanessa Cahill, and John Lucero are at their wits’ end with this one. Listen in to hear the crew’s will to live slowly ebb away as they relive one of the worst things they’ve ever seen – Uwe Boll’s House of the Dead.
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Our theme song that’s far too good for the material we cover was composed by Megan Carnes. In our dreams, the boss theme from the arcade version of House of the Dead plays while we get our revenge on Uwe Boll for doing this to us.
Movies Ranked (Group score):
- Resident Evil / March 15, 2002 (live action)
- Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie / August 6, 1994
- Mortal Kombat / August 18, 1995 (live action)
- Street Fighter / December 23, 1994 (live action)
- Pokémon 3: The Movie: Entei – Spell of the Unown / March 29, 2001
- Pokemon: The Movie 2000 / July 17, 1999
- Pokemon Heroes / July 13, 2002
- Pokemon: The First Movie / July 18, 1998
- Super Mario Bros. / May 28, 1993
- Double Dragon / November 4, 1994
- Pokemon 4Ever / July 7, 2001
- Art of Fighting / December 23, 1993
- Sakura Wars: The Movie / December 22, 2001
- Battle Arena Toshinden / 1996
- Lara Croft: Tomb Raider – The Cradle of Life / July 25, 2003
- Pokemon: Jirachi – Wish Maker / July 19, 2003
- Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within / July 11, 2001
- Ninja Gaiden / November 22, 1991
- Tekken: The Motion Picture / January 21, 1998
- Mortal Kombat: Annihilation / November 21, 1997 (live action)
- Lara Croft: Tomb Raider / June 15, 2001 (live action)
- Street Fighter Alpha: The Movie / April 26, 2000
- Super Mario Bros. : Peach-Hime Kyushutsu Dai Sakusen! / July 20, 1986
- Samurai Spirits 2: Asura Zanmaden / December 22, 1999
- Sonic the Hedgehog / May 31, 1996
- Samurai Shodown: The Motion Picture / September 8, 1994
- Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins / April 11, 1995
- ZOE: 2167 IDOLO / March 1, 2001
- Fatal Fury: The Motion Picture / July 16, 1994
- Wing Commander / March 12, 1999 (live action)
- SIN: The Movie / October 24, 2000
