Multimedia Failure 58 – Max Payne

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Jason Arriola, Vanessa Cahill, and John Lucero are wishing they had the ability to use bullet time so they could blast through this confusing take on Max Payne. It’s not the furthest a movie has veered from its source material, but it certainly took a swing at it.

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Movies Ranked

1. Resident Evil / March 15, 2002 (live action)
2. Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie / August 6, 1994
3. Silent Hill / April 21, 2006
4. Mortal Kombat / August 18, 1995 (live action)
5. Street Fighter / December 23, 1994 (live action)
6. Resident Evil: Extinction / September 21, 2007
7. Rampage / April 13, 2018
8. Pokémon 3: The Movie: Entei – Spell of the Unown / March 29, 2001
9. Pokemon: The Movie 2000 / July 17, 1999
10. Resident Evil: Apocalypse / September 10, 2004 (live action)
11. Like A Dragon / March 3, 2007
12. Pokemon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew / July 6, 2005
13. Pokemon Heroes / July 13, 2002
14. Pokemon: The First Movie / July 18, 1998
15. Super Mario Bros. / May 28, 1993
16. Double Dragon / November 4, 1994
17. Pokemon 4Ever / July 7, 2001
18. Art of Fighting / December 23, 1993
19. Last Order: Final Fantasy VII / September 14, 2005
20. Like a Dragon: Prologue / March 24, 2006
21. Forbidden Siren / February 9, 2006
22. Sakura Wars: The Movie / December 22, 2001
23. Battle Arena Toshinden / 1996 
24. Pokémon: The Rise of Darkrai / July 14, 2007
25. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider – The Cradle of Life / July 25, 2003
26. Doom / October 21, 2005 (live action) 
27. Hitman / November 21, 2007
28. Pokemon: Jirachi – Wish Maker / July 19, 2003
29. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within / July 11, 2001
30. Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys / July 17, 2004
31. Galerians: Rion / April 24, 2004
32. Ninja Gaiden / November 22, 1991 
33. Tekken: The Motion Picture / January 21, 1998
34. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation / November 21, 1997 (live action)
35. Pokemon: Giratina and the Sky Warrior / July 19, 2008
36. Animal Crossing / December 16, 2006
37. DOA: Dead or Alive / September 7, 2006
38. Pokemon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea / July 15, 2006
39. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider / June 15, 2001 (live action)
40. Street Fighter Alpha: The Movie / April 26, 2000
41. Super Mario Bros. : Peach-Hime Kyushutsu Dai Sakusen! / July 20, 1986
42. Samurai Spirits 2: Asura Zanmaden / December 22, 1999
43. Sonic the Hedgehog / May 31, 1996
44. Samurai Shodown: The Motion Picture / September 8, 1994
45. Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins / April 11, 1995
46. ZOE: 2167 IDOLO / March 1, 2001
47. Bloodrayne / January 6, 2006
48. Street Fighter Alpha: Generations / October 25, 2005
49. OneChanbara / April 26, 2008
50. Alone in the Dark / January 28, 2005
51. Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children / September 14, 2005
52. Fatal Fury: The Motion Picture / July 16, 1994
53. Wing Commander / March 12, 1999 (live action)
54. SIN: The Movie / October 24, 2000
55. House of the Dead / October 10, 2003
56. House of the Dead II / October 14, 2005
57. Postal / July 21, 2007