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Jason Arriola, Vanessa Cahill, and John Lucero are wishing they had the ability to use bullet time so they could blast through this confusing take on Max Payne. It’s not the furthest a movie has veered from its source material, but it certainly took a swing at it.
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Movies Ranked
- Resident Evil / March 15, 2002 (live action)
- Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie / August 6, 1994
- Silent Hill / April 21, 2006
- Mortal Kombat / August 18, 1995 (live action)
- Street Fighter / December 23, 1994 (live action)
- Resident Evil: Extinction / September 21, 2007
- Rampage / April 13, 2018
- Pokémon 3: The Movie: Entei – Spell of the Unown / March 29, 2001
- Pokemon: The Movie 2000 / July 17, 1999
- Resident Evil: Apocalypse / September 10, 2004 (live action)
- Like A Dragon / March 3, 2007
- Pokemon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew / July 6, 2005
- Pokemon Heroes / July 13, 2002
- Pokemon: The First Movie / July 18, 1998
- Super Mario Bros. / May 28, 1993
- Double Dragon / November 4, 1994
- Pokemon 4Ever / July 7, 2001
- Art of Fighting / December 23, 1993
- Last Order: Final Fantasy VII / September 14, 2005
- Like a Dragon: Prologue / March 24, 2006
- Forbidden Siren / February 9, 2006
- Sakura Wars: The Movie / December 22, 2001
- Battle Arena Toshinden / 1996
- Pokémon: The Rise of Darkrai / July 14, 2007
- Lara Croft: Tomb Raider – The Cradle of Life / July 25, 2003
- Doom / October 21, 2005 (live action)
- Hitman / November 21, 2007
- Pokemon: Jirachi – Wish Maker / July 19, 2003
- Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within / July 11, 2001
- Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys / July 17, 2004
- Galerians: Rion / April 24, 2004
- Ninja Gaiden / November 22, 1991
- Tekken: The Motion Picture / January 21, 1998
- Mortal Kombat: Annihilation / November 21, 1997 (live action)
- Pokemon: Giratina and the Sky Warrior / July 19, 2008
- Animal Crossing / December 16, 2006
- DOA: Dead or Alive / September 7, 2006
- Pokemon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea / July 15, 2006
- Lara Croft: Tomb Raider / June 15, 2001 (live action)
- Street Fighter Alpha: The Movie / April 26, 2000
- Super Mario Bros. : Peach-Hime Kyushutsu Dai Sakusen! / July 20, 1986
- Samurai Spirits 2: Asura Zanmaden / December 22, 1999
- Sonic the Hedgehog / May 31, 1996
- Samurai Shodown: The Motion Picture / September 8, 1994
- Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins / April 11, 1995
- ZOE: 2167 IDOLO / March 1, 2001
- Bloodrayne / January 6, 2006
- Street Fighter Alpha: Generations / October 25, 2005
- OneChanbara / April 26, 2008
- Alone in the Dark / January 28, 2005
- Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children / September 14, 2005
- Fatal Fury: The Motion Picture / July 16, 1994
- Wing Commander / March 12, 1999 (live action)
- SIN: The Movie / October 24, 2000
- House of the Dead / October 10, 2003
- House of the Dead II / October 14, 2005
- Postal / July 21, 2007
